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		<title>Adding some fun to the blog! Funny Quilting Cartoon</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some fun quilting humor to lighten up the blog
Warning: this vehicle stops at all fabric shops.
Old quilters never die, they just go batty
I&#8217;ve spent most of my life making quilts. The rest I&#8217;ve just wasted.
ODE TO A QUILTER’S HUSBAND by Cindy Thury Smith 1983
The husband of this quilter is a very special, patient guy—
Who doesn’t [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="size-full wp-image-290 alignleft" title="funny-quilting-pictures" src="http://www.funtasticfabrics.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/funny-quilting-pictures.jpg" alt="funny-quilting-pictures" width="330" height="481" />Some fun quilting humor to lighten up the blog</p>
<p>Warning: this vehicle stops at all fabric shops.</p>
<p>Old quilters never die, they just go batty</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve spent most of my life making quilts. The rest I&#8217;ve just wasted.</p>
<p style="margin-left: 0.25in; margin-right: 0.25in;" align="center"><strong>ODE TO A QUILTER’S HUSBAND</strong> by Cindy Thury Smith 1983</p>
<p style="margin-left: 0.25in; margin-right: 0.25in;" align="center">The husband of this quilter is a very special, patient guy—<br />
Who doesn’t complain about how much fabric his wife may buy.<br />
Through the years he’s picked up a lot of quilting lore—<br />
Because on this subject his wife can get to be quite a bore.<br />
He’s learned better than to throw away any old odd shaped scrap—<br />
Because it’s likely that’s the one she’ll need to fill her design gap.<br />
He know if he enters the quilting room his feet will get pins in—<br />
And he’s learned there’s not just red, but brick, rust, scarlet and crimson.<br />
He knows how she snorts when she sees an ordinary bedspread—<br />
Cuz in HER house there’s only personally designed quilts instead.<br />
He knows when she meets another quilter there’ll be fast and furious talkin’—<br />
And at a quilt show there’ll be lots of scribbling and gawkin’.<br />
He thinks of quilt-mania as a kind of creative affliction—<br />
That can only be controlled by regular doses of stitchin’.<br />
He knows she quilts for enjoyment, not for money,<br />
Cuz she does quilts that are traditional, modern and some just plain funny!<br />
And though all my cutting, designing, sewing and quilting through the years—<br />
He’s always been interested, supportive, patient, and very, very dear. Thanks, honey.</p>
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